Cumbrian Separatist Campaign Slogans
Here is a selection of our rousing campaign slogans to pass on to your friends:
- Vote Cumbrian Separatist! Like, eh?
- I'll protect your sausage!
- If you're not a Jam Eater, then you must be a Jammy Dodger.
- If you were going to waste your vote, then waste it on the Cumbrian Separatists
- I don’t want to be a politician, so I’m obviously the right candidate
- I'm fat, bearded, grey haired and wear glasses - vote for me!
- Cumbrian Separatist? Common Sense!
- I won't come and bother you to ask for your vote, nor shall I litter your property with a leaflet.
- Vote Cumbrian Separatists - at least we know we're a joke!
- Bad mistakes, I've made a few. I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through.
- Some have greatness thrust upon them, but I was just persuaded into this.
- Cumbrian Separatism - it isn't just a vote, it is a lifestyle choice