Cumbrian Separatist Campaign Slogans

Here is a selection of our rousing campaign slogans to pass on to your friends:

• Vote Cumbrian Separatist! Like, eh?
• I'll protect your sausage!
• If you're not a Jam Eater, then you must be a Jammy Dodger.
• If you were going to waste your vote, then waste it on the Cumbrian Separatists
• I don’t want to be a politician, so I’m obviously the right candidate
• I'm fat, bearded, grey haired and wear glasses - vote for me!
• Cumbrian Separatist? Common Sense!
• I won't come and bother you to ask for your vote, nor shall I litter your property with a leaflet.
• Vote Cumbrian Separatists - at least we know we're a joke!
• Bad mistakes, I've made a few. I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through.
• Some have greatness thrust upon them, but I was just persuaded into this.
• Cumbrian Separatism - it isn't just a vote, it is a lifestyle choice

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