Mickey Mouse went to see his lawyer about getting divorced from Minnie. The lawyer asked why Mickey wanted a divorce and so Mickey explained. The lawyer thought about it for a while and checked the situation in his case histories before sitting back and saying:

"I'm sorry Mickey, there is no way you can get a divorce from Minnie simply because she has buck teeth."

Exasperated Mickey jumped up and screamed "I didn't say she had buck teeth, I said she was f**king Goofy!"

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