Religious War - a fight over who has the best imaginary friend.

Jesus walks into a Bethlehem Motel and puts four big nails down on the counter and asks "can you put me up for the night?" The Inn Keeper replies "No, come back at Easter".

Joseph and Mary turn up at a hostelry in Bethlehem. Mary is heavily pregnant and about to drop. They ask the innkeeper for a room, but he explains that the inn is full, but taking pity on Mary's condition, he offers them the stable. Since it's the only thing that's available, Joseph and Mary gratefully accept. Later, Mary gives birth and the Three Kings turn up to visit the infant Jesus. They deposit the gifts, say prayers and nip off to the inn for a quick drink. Whilst at the bar, getting the second round in, Balphazaar asks the Inn Keeper if he got any rooms available. The Inn Keeper tells him that the inn is full and that he's sorry, but he can't help. Balphazaar is astonished...."But we are three kings from the east, where I come from, my word is Law!" "Sorry, can't help you mate" replies the Inn Keeper and starts serving the next customer. Moral: Even in ancient Bethlehem, a full house beats three kings!

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