Three pieces of string went into a pub for a drink. The first piece of string went up to the bar and asked for three pints of beer. The barman said "sorry, I don't serve string". Then second piece of string went up to the bar and asked for three pints of beer. The barman said "Look, I told your mate, I don't serve string". Finally, the last straggly, worn piece of string went up to the bar and the barman said "Look, are you a piece of string?" and he replied "No, I'm a frayed knot".

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