Two fish in a tank on Christmas Day, one turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Remember - a dog is not just for Christmas. With careful catering you can make it last right through to the new year.

Doctor Doctor, Why do I always get a sore throat this time of year ?

Where do you work ?

In the Christmas Decorations Factory.

I'm afraid you have tinselitus.

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