I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

Less of the negative waves, Moriarty.
Donald Sutherland, Kelly's Heroes

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Salvor Hardin (First Mayor of Terminus), Foundation by Isaac Asimov

Cop - It's the middle of the night, why are you wearing sunglasses?
Youth - Because when you're cool the sun shines on you 24 hours per day.
Cop and Youth , My Science Project.

I have a plan that is so cunning that you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Rowan Atkinson, Blackadder

I'm sorry, you are obviously under the misapprehension that I give a damn.
Unknown

David, will you pop down to the shops and get me some flour, milk and cereal? Oh, and while you're there, get yourself a life.
Roseanne

Frasier - Oh my God, I slept with that woman 3 months ago!
Niles - And on which desert island (with no hope of rescue) was this?
Frasier

Violence gives rise to violence, not to justice.
Unknown Author

Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
Kurt Russell, Tombstone

As one shepherd said to the other, "Let's get the flock out of here"
Mel Gibson, Lethal Weapon

Dr Albright - At what stage do men pass puberty?.
Nina - About 6 months after death.
3rd Rock from the Sun

Shelley - To me, humour is like a medicine.
Niles - I guess we're in the placebo group.
Frasier

Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.
Evita - South African satirical character

Phrases of my own:

A person is defined by their actions, not their physical being, so race, country of origin, gender and sexual orientation don't matter. The only thing that does matter is how you treat others.

Nature abhors a vacuum, that's why the universe is so dirty and untidy.

Life is a beach and we are merely pebbles. (From one of my poems)

Anyone can do anything they like, with whoever they like, provided no-one gets hurt

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