In the IML's official HQ, David is pointing at a plan of Knighton's palace with a wooden spoon, explaining the scheme to the other members (Rebel1 - Rebel6).
David
We get in through the underground heating system here. Up
through into the main audience chamber here, and Olga is here. Having grabbed
Olga, we inform Knighton that she is in our custody, and forthwith, issue our
demands. Any questions?
Rebel 1
What exactly are the demands?
David
We're giving Knighton two days to dismantle the entire
apparatus of the Knighton imperialist state, and if he doesn't agree
immediately, we dismember her.
Alastair
Cut her head off?
Phil
Cut all her bits off. Send them back on the hour every
hour. Show him we're not to be trifled with.
David
And of course, we point out that he bears full
responsibility when we chop her up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail.
[All members of the IML salute this, bringing their right fists to their foreheads.]
IML
No Blackmail!!
David
He bled us white, the bastard. He's taken everything we
had - and not just from us, but from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
Dave
And from our fathers', fathers', fathers.
David
Yeah.
Dave
And from our fathers', fathers', fathers', fathers.
David
Yeah, all right, Dave. Don't labour the point. And what
has he ever given us in return???
Rebel 2
The East Stand?
David
What?
Rebel 2
The East Stand.
David
Oh yeah, yeah. He did give us that. That's true, yeah.
Rebel 3
And solvency.
Dave
Oh yeah, the solvency, David. Remember what United used to
be like.
David
Yeah, all right, I'll grant you the East Stand and the
solvency are two things that Knighton has done...
Alastair
And the Auto Windscreen finals.
David
Well, yeah. Obviously the Auto Windscreen finals, I mean
the Auto Windscreen finals go without saying, don't they? But apart from the
solvency, the East Stand, and the Auto Windscreen finals...
Rebel 4
The new programmes.
Rebel 2
The deckchair strips.
Rebel 5
Publicity.
David
Yeah, yeah, all right. Fair enough...
Rebel 1
And the promotions.
IML
Oh, yeah <mumbled agreement>
Phil
Yeah. Yeah, That's something that we'd really miss, David,
if the Knightons left, huh.
Rebel 6
UFOs.
Dave
And it's safe to watch the games now, David.
Phil
Yeah, he certainly knows how to keep order. Let's face it,
he is the only one who could in a place like this.
IML
Huhuhuh. Huhuhuhuhuh.
David
All right. But apart from the solvency, the deckchair
strips, publicity, promotions, public order, new programmes, Auto Windscreen
finals, the East Stand and UFOs... What has Knighton ever done for us?
Rebel 2
Brought players?
David
Oh, players! Shaddup!
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