"Who's to blame for this pitch being wet?!!!!! (It's a Shame Mervin isn't still here)"
"Knighton finally makes waves in English football"
"I'm having a whale of a time at brunton park"
"Now this is how you do a sliding tackle"
"I KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE LONG BEFORE KNIGHTON CAME ON AS A SUB!!!!"
'Where's Wally?'
"Anyone want to see my impression of someone who's clearly out of their depth in football management..."
"I'll be with you in a minute I've just dropped twenty pence..."
"I am the kind of tosser who is stupid enough to lie down in a puddle to get any kind of publicity whatsoever so long as it distracts people's attention from the depths that I have taken their football club to..."
I would say that it's lucky Greenpeace didn't send in the emergancy crew to get the beached whale back to the sea......
"Right, Lads. Every time you get in the box, you dive like this!"
I'm a flop at Brunton Park.
Here's a clue to the identity of our next coach.
Who needs to build a new leisure complex when we have such a super pool here? (All we need is some sheep .....) ;)
The Mailing List said I should splash out.
Is this what they mean by "going down the channel"?
The last Referee complained that somebody in the Paddock threw a coin at him. It's in here somewhere ...
Should've got young FINney to do this.
Name that tuna.
I bet the Mailing List do a caption competition. Still, it'll keep them from slagging me off for a day or so.
MK's new spokesman is the Captain of the Titanic "Where the - f**k is that water coming from"
God, the sheep are slippery.
Knighton tries out viagra, and immediately makes a passionate leap at the person he loves most - which unfortunatly turns out to be his own refection.
Just in case there is anybody out there who does not realise that I am a total aR$"#@LE
"No man is an island - but Micheal Knighton gives it a damn good go"
Not content with hiding on the Isle of man - Micheal Knighton tries to become the isle of man.
Lets hope next time he tries an impression of Robert Maxwell, he uses the right amount of water.
"I've fallen into the Conference and I can't get up!!"
"Damn, those sheep are fast!"
"I am unworthy, Alistair Woodcock, and I prostrate myself at your feet."
"They told me this suit was DRY-cleaned"
Keep practicing the crawl lads and we'll be in the premier pools within seven years.
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