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By Mike Herd
Originally in the Guardian, Monday 17 November 1997


Ground
Brunton Park

Capacity
16,651

Location
About eight miles south of the Scottish border.

Implications (1)
Most pre-season friendlies are played against Scottish clubs.

Implications (2)
Distinct lack of local rivals (nearest clubs in Second Division are Preston and Blackpool, 80 miles away).

Implications (3)
Away fans' favourite chant: "You're Jocks and you know you are."

Chairman
Ex-Manchester Utd director (and amateur UFO spotter) Michael Knighton.

Manager
Michael Knighton. Donned the tracksuit after sacking Mervyn Day five games into the season.

Qualifications
"I'd have been a top pro if I hadn't ruptured my thigh muscle as a ground-staff boy with Coventry. And the thesis for my university teaching certificate was 'Pro Football: Teamwork, Tactics and Skill Acquisition'."

Impact
Has switched from Day's 5-3-2 formation to 4-3-3. After the recent 1-1 draw at Milwall he said: "The players are finally getting to grips with the new system." They needed to: they had previously lost five straight games.

View from the terraces
Remarkably accepting of the situation. But then Knighton has invested about £3 million in the club since he arrived in 1992, and "without him we'd be in the Vauxhall Conference by now."

Top acquisition
Somehow persuaded the impressive French defender Stephane Pounewatchy to play in the Third Division last season.

Less successful acquisition
Tried same trick this year with Laurent Croci. But after playing once the Bordeaux midfielder has disparu.

Grand plan
Knighton wants to bring in a player-coach and is targeting three people: former Carlisle players Peters Beardsley and Shirtliffe, and Ally McCoist.

Likelihood
A rumour at Bolton that suggests Beardsley plus £1 million will pay for the highly-rated youngster Matt Jansen. The McCoist story ties in with conspiracy theories that Carlisle are to become a feeder club for Rangers who, conveniently, are relatively nearby but not in the same league.

Other managerial oddities
Carlisle appointed the youngest ever (player-) manager in the Football League, Ivor Broadis, in 1946 at the age of 23. Three years later he ended his reign by transferring himself to Sunderland! Someone called Bill Shankly took over.

Any pets?
Olga, a stuffed fox that used to be placed on the centre circle before every game. And sheep.

Sheep?
In an impressive spirit of self-deprecation, 5,000 inflatable ones descended on Wembley for the final of the Auto Windscreens Shield at the end of last season. The ensuing win earned only the second trophy in Carlisle's history.


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