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1999.11.02 - Carlisle United 0-1 York City



I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that it's deliberate.  To take 85
minutes to have a shot on target to a team as bad as York when playing with
three strikers has got to be deliberate.  To use an allegory that some of us
will be familiar with:- You buy a new car and try to sell the old one - 10
years old, bit of rust, but used daily and still goes ok.  You advertise it
in the Cumbersome News, maybe even Exchange and Clart and a couple of people
come and have a look.  But no takers.  The wife's twining because it's an
eyesore on the drive.  You don't want to scrap it - it's worth more than
that - but that's looking like the only option.  So you get a mate to
'steal' it and torch it and claim on the insurance.  It does happen.

You've got a football club which nobody wants to buy.  The fans are abusive
towards your family and you have been faced with an ultimatum from your
wife - me or Carlisle United.  You can't afford to lose millions on it so
you can't give it away.  So you run it down.  Sign clueless dickheads who,
of course, will lose matches.  The fans will revolt and possibly boycott
games - certainly many of them will stop going.  The team will get relegated
(bet MK hates Jimmy Glass!) and go bust through lack of support.  There'll
be some kind of Insurance policy about that kind of thing to claim against.
You get your money and the abusive "fans" are paid back in kind - they get
the club they deserve.  Nothing.  Far fetched?  Got a better explanation for
tonights performance?

The best bit was the half-time penalty shoot-out for Children in Need (CUFC
Youth Team!).  Derek Lacey and Andrew Newton for Radio Cumbria versus
Anthony Ferguson and Norman Richardson (Hospital Radio) for News and Star.
Two penalties each - one with right foot and one with left.  Barry Clark in
goal.  One each.  Sign 'em on!!!

Rob Scott-Buccleuch

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